i was the dad that could bench the school mad in dunk don’t push me i can beat up your dad’s dad
My dad’s dad has a hook for an arm.
Oh yeah?
Well
My dad
is YOUR DAD’S
dad!
you couldnt DAD yourself out of a paper bag
guys, guys
it’s obvious we need to settle this with a rad-dad dance-off
did anybody else know the kid in grade school who had a dog that was half “woof” and their dad could bench the school
uncel wok for nitendo
my dad is intendo and hes got a secret mario game with guns
it’s like an xbox and a wii
id let you play but he puts it in his closet i cant go in the closet.
it’s being fixed it’s being fixed it’s being fixed
did anybody else know the kid in grade school who had a dog that was half “woof” and their dad could bench the school
uncel wok for nitendo
my dad is intendo and hes got a secret mario game with guns
it’s like an xbox and a wii
did anybody else know the kid in grade school who had a dog that was half “woof” and their dad could bench the school
uncel wok for nitendo
is it like a rule that when somebody uses proper punctuation and grammar they’re going to be way uptight about cartoons
I don’t believe so. Seeing as I’m not that uptight about cartoons. Though, I’m probably not the best at punctuation and grammar. Mishaps do…
When you think about it, the mane six having giant engorged meat spears makes perfect sense and I don’t see why the children are crying.
effects: slowness, poison, hunger
just like the real thing *shudders*
i’m watching the janus cat video and holy crap they’re walking the cat
my cat would just be an uncooperative nutsack in that situation
we’re niggas, we use weapons
the ballad of gay brony
yeah. i heard em. i heard em all. tales of the men. the appalachian huggin’ men. i hear about them long, strong arms with 7 fingers on each hand. i hear about them fur, like steel wool. i hear about them’s one eye, with 3 ghosty grey pupils, floatin around on the eye like bubbles on a pond
iss all true. i hear their woops and hollers through the night, like someone crushin’ a trumpet while some poor soul still playing it. every night, thems crashing through brush n’ tree to find some wayward hiker to hug. them’s muscles can squeeze a man like a boa constrictor on a good day. i go around the trails in the mornin, see some body popped open like a packet of chips, some bloody 7 toed footprints leadin’ away
i don’t know if i’m just uninformed joe or whatever but it kinda bothers me when people say they hate cops or think they’re all corrupt. like really, all cops? that just seems really unfair. that’s like if i said, “everyone who works at domino’s spits in the dough”. does every single cop in america enjoy arresting innocent people because they can?
mostly i hear xXedgy-hardcorxeX people say stuff like this so i guess i’ll never be cool wah wah wah
i think most cops are genuinely nice people
but it’s the ones like officer rivieri or whoever that leave the biggest mark on the media
WHAT THE FUCK
WOW WHAT
PFOSIJJFD;GJSLFDSG
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH
oh no oh no
- they’re soft (so i’m told)
- look like eyes if you squint
- nip-nips
- they’re full of milk hahaha what? weird
- shake like a gelatin
- can’t get over the milk thing wow
how fucking high is this guy
i don’t know he must be STONEd on sone DANK WEED
gossh
my grandfather knew the inkspots
like
fallout 3 i dont know who set the wooorld on fireeee inkspots
i don’t want to set the world on fire because that would be difcult and I don’t like being burned on fire
i thought the scout was supposed to be the counter for heavy because its easy for him to outrun the bullets
also pyros are difcult and i dont like being burned on fire
” —chesse20, SPUF superstarwhatever fuckhead leaves my door open and closes it while a dog is in there is a fuckin retard
I’m a fizzy
it’s like a furry but instead of dressing up like animals we dress up as soft drinks
wanna bubble??? ;)
hey babe. *twists off soda top* did u know im a Doctor? tigt. *condensation drips down slendre bottle* what say we do the Dew
i’m down with Mello Yello idc if you Squirt
i’ll make your root beer float
brown lanterns
we represent the emotion of “grumpy”
in brightest day
in darkest night
hold the fuck on
we’ll get to it alright
this is literally me whenever one of my dumbo friends asks (demands) to voice chat
i literally can’t read any more of this storry because the author has a husband who proofreads this masturbatory shit and it must break his heart because he’s not a video game who watches holy grail and wears chucks
this is honestly depressing
my brother just came in and did that tim and eric pumper thing and i nearly pissed myself
good to know I did a solid all over your room
“And I saw it for real. The heavy weapons guy stuck the whole Warrior’s Spirit in there. Internal bleeding, punctured walls. ‘So that’s why they call you the ‘Bear’, eh?’ said the Sniper.”
“hey skubaronie lets go to the arcade i can play a mean game of glalaxian” said duke
“well I hope the machine accepts bitcoins” skub says “there’s no shortage becuz my commissions…”
