okay can we all just admit that love songs are the lowest art form achievable by humans
it goes like
love songs < period blood performance art < piss jesus < finger painting
and so on
hey, piss christ is high art you poop slut
January 2011
46 posts
"Soon the pleasure was so high causing Blaze to moan loudly as his seed poured into Seras mouth, which she instantly swollowed."
i’m sorry what
"His scarf fell off as he ran and I picked it up with a frown. I felt really bad now."
words cannot describe how utterly really bad i feel
and then I went to the place with aztec faces and got a bicycle
and then I went to a neon place with aztec faces and found the glowy pixel dude who’s slightly different from the other glowy pixel dudes and I got some useless effect that made the aztec faces glowy
and then I went to a place with cubes and aztec faces and it all went downhill from there
ahahaha james ellroy has the best voice
“now time stands stock still”
just got my taaablet
when you start roleplaying in youtube comments you have officially stopped being a valuable human being
when you start roleplaying in general you’ve stopped being a valuable human being
playin' some happy wheels to blow off some steam
or alternatively, blow off some limbs
no bradford i am the best brother, i am the best BROTHER,
suck it, lard ball
be jealous of my superior bodd ~~~
“i’m gonna tear you a new one on tumblr”
—my brother (via skuboglesby)
skub's blog (for winners): hey tumblr let's make you feel bad i mean play a game →
skuboglesby.tumblr.com
i want you to give me a strong male lead in a video game but here are the rules:
- he cannot be physically fit or athletic
- he cannot have a bulge bigger than mine (and mines pretty small!!)
- he cannot have super powers so no mario or link
- he cannot have weaponry
- he cannot be snarky or witty
- he…
i think I had a sim that was fat amd useless and never bathed and had a silly name like “partyhorse”
warmp iss
fock
school tomorrow
grunt hump boob scream
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"THE 23 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T LIKE THIS LIKE JUSTIN QUEER-BER'S BIG GAY ANUS"
no maybe the 23 people who didn’t like this genuinely hated your mcr bullshit you weepy scene bitch
bustin’ jeeber
diggin' the new minecraft update
squids, birches, and lapis lazuli, oh my
Listen
what have i done
Wes you incredible person i can’t even
you’re hired
YOU CAN’T HIRE ME, I QUIT
plug the headset back in to the xbox after you’re finished with it you sledge-swinging mongoloid
snow day tomorrow hopefully (knock on would)
dant’ jinks it wese!
Play
4:13
Listen
okay fuck it
fuck it forever
Marry me
^^^^^^
i want to die
i want to make violent love to you
i feel empty
you got the gr8 fairy mask so that fairies will not be afraid of you!
yes because this bird-nosed ivy-bra’d nightmare is something to be adored
oh god the fucking LOZ:MM great fairies are horrifying
36 DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF TITTY
I WON YEARBOOK SUPERLATIVES FOR "MOST ARTISTIC"
aww yeah brochacho
it’s because there’s always one super-sensitive kid or adult in the school district and they have to watch their words carefully so the pansies don’t faint when they hear the word “nigger”why are they removing “nigger” from huck finn
my school hasn’t found a problem with teaching it, whichever school districts are banning the book because it says “nigger” is a school district of pussies
i mean give me a fucking break that’s they way people talked in that time period why don’t you just change all of Jim’s dialogue so it’s not all broken up because that’s stereotyping black people as unable to speak clearly or some bullshit
i think i've dealt with these long flowing locks for too long
perhaps We’d look good in a pompadour
yes it’s what We believe is in fashion, We haven’t checked in a good long while though
but We wear it so it must be in
“long flowing locks”
don’t you mean “horrifying grease tangle”
:>
Is there seriously a Hetalia vs. Homestuck brawl going on
what and how
where
what the fuck is a hetalia
i hate pretty much every fandom ever
even the ones i’ve participated in
they are all full of awful, stupid, oversexed tweens that make me get sick of the subject matter incredibly fast
i’ll probably get hate for this / told to ‘deal with it lol’ but iDgAf
i’m going to continue to dislike that part of every fandom till the day i die
all of this
oh yessssssssss
mm hhhm, girlfrand
WHOOOPS I FOUND IT
the salt factory can eat my balls
ALL MY IRON
